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erratic_prophet | 05 June, 2006 13:42

My cousin's two-- almost three!-- year old was over today. She's quite the opinionated little tot and shared with me her thoughts on many subjects, including..

On morality: "These kids came into my yard and play with my toys! They ride my car! Bad kids! They don't even ask my mommy! Bad kids!"

On food:"I like spicy chicken!"


On growing up: "I'm a big girl now and go pee in the potty. I don't wear diapers. See?"

On the educational system: "I'm going to girls' school. I bring (a boy) with me. It's ok if he come with me."

On interior decorating: "I gonna have a Barbie room. And a Cinderella room. I like stripes."

On summer plans: "I going to the beach! I have pink bikini. We all go to beach!"

On driving: "I don't drive. I kill myself that way."

On fashion: "I like pink. I have a back pack! Mommy bought my shoes."

On illness: "I was sick! My tummy hurt and I throw up in mommy's kitchen. Poor tummy!"

And they say you can't learn anything from a child..

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ahahaha the ones on driving and interior decorating killed me.

i think reading blogs have made me actually want kids, what a scary thought.

kate — 05 Jun 2006, 14:07

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Thats one intelligent kid! Makes me feel stupid!! :D

Dee — 05 Jun 2006, 14:15

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OMG, she is adorable! I love her driving ethics, lol i know of some people who could use her advice!

Michelle — 06 Jun 2006, 02:23

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Kate- Kids crack me up. Love them. Love them even more when I can send them home.

Dee- She is scarily smart. She's learned, just from watching Dora the Explorer, how to count to six in Spanish. Impressed the heck out of me.

Michelle- I've driven with some people who could use her advice!

Erratic Prophet — 06 Jun 2006, 10:38

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